{"product_id":"hot-mess-express-14-5oz","title":"Hot Mess Express 14.5oz","description":"\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🚂 All Aboard the Hot Mess Express! Choo-Choo!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eFor those days when your hair's in a messy bun, you're wearing yesterday's leggings, and you've already reheated your coffee three times – this 14.5oz ceramic mug gets it! It's not just a mug, it's your official membership card to the Hot Mess Club (meetings are whenever we actually remember to schedule them).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures for the fabulously chaotic\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eDouble-sided design (because your mess is 360 degrees)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eMicrowave safe (for the 100th reheat of the day)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eDishwasher safe (because who has time to hand wash?)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e14.5oz capacity (perfect for your chaos-conquering brew)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eDurable ceramic construction (survives your morning rush)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eMonday mornings (and all other mornings)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eSchool drop-off line\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eWork-from-home video calls\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eHiding from your to-do list\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarning\u003c\/strong\u003e: Does not actually organize your life, but makes being a hot mess look totally intentional!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePairs perfectly with dry shampoo, mismatched socks, and that one missing earring you'll find someday!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails Summed Up:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e14.5oz \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e|\u003c\/span\u003e 4\" (top diameter) x 3.5\" (height)x 3\" (bottom diameter)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCeramic Campfire Style Mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite Sesame Glaze\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign on both sides of mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLight Ivory with Speckles and Black Lettering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Save (Use Caution when removing from Microwave)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWash Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths when Cleaning\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gia Roma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47199644188926,"sku":"sku-36090343555236","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0688\/6513\/0750\/files\/hotmessc_319bd157-64ba-4f8e-b245-136ae27a0331.jpg?v=1755482195","url":"https:\/\/shoprebelandroyal.com\/products\/hot-mess-express-14-5oz","provider":"Rebel \u0026 Royal","version":"1.0","type":"link"}